Sometimes before a child even opens their mouths you know where it’s going. ……..

Tristan: Daddy daddy daddy.
Me: Yes Tristan.
Tristan: How many cheeks do you have? ?
Me: Errmmm hahaha.  Well obviously 2.
Tristan: Hahahahahahahahahaha NOOOOOOOO IT’S FOUR!!!!!! HERE HERE HERE AND HEEERRREEEEEE!!!!!!!

(at this point he enthusiastically starts dancing around slapping his face and smacking his bum cackling like a witch!!!)

Love his sense of humour 😀