Me: Ok Tristan, who do you want me to share this blog with?
Tristan: Ronaldo! !!
Me: Erm ok but he might not have time to read it.
Tristan: Ok how about Simon Cox?
Me: Yeah ok I’ll tweet him.
Tristan: YEEEESSSS!! How about Benzema at Real Madrid??
Me: I’m not sure he speaks English.
Tristan: Oh ok. Well how about Wayne Rooney then?
Me: I’m not sure he speaks English either!. ……….