November 9th 2013:
Child 1: Do you believe in Jesus Daddy??
Me: Erm I’m not sure. Why do you ask?
Child 1: Because I’m watching Avengers and Thor is in it, he is real. 
Me: Really?
Child 1: Yep. He was a king. 
Me: Er ok, so where does Jesus fit in?
Child 1: I don’t know. I was just wondering who would win if they had a fight. …..
Me: Oh that’s easy. … definately Superman.
Child 1: Don’t be silly Daddy, Superman is definately not real. You’re rubbish, I’m going to ask Grandma and Grandad!
Me: Yes you do that!!!!