July 2nd 2013:
My partner goes out for the night. .. . As the door shuts child 1 shouts “YEEESSS” and disappears into the conservatory. 
Me: What are you doing?
Child 1: I’m just turning on the Playstation. Don’t worry Daddy, I’ll tell you when it’s on. 
Me: Errrmmm why are you turning it on???
Child 1: I’m turning on Fifa. … we ALWAYS play fifa when Mummy’s not here!!!!!!

Haha that may just be true. … Take your time Mummy!!! 🙂